April 23, 2014   487 notes

(via laughbitches)

April 23, 2014   434,867 notes

howdoiputthisgently:

When my alarm goes off in the morning

(via laughbitches)

April 23, 2014   91,488 notes

(via laughbitches)

April 23, 2014   266,968 notes

bropakpro:

touch-my-cuboner:

zecretary:

zecretary:

the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up

i hope this post gets popular enough that i hurt a man’s feelings

It’s not a stereotype it’s a proven fact you femanazi piece of shit.

lmao there it is 

(via okaymad)

April 23, 2014   20,375 notes
pizzabuttblog:

nudisto-beeeeeeeeeach:

lightningflies:

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES IT HASN’T STOPPED BEING FUNNY YET

BEARD GAME TOO STRONG

it never will stop being funny

pizzabuttblog:

nudisto-beeeeeeeeeach:

lightningflies:

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES IT HASN’T STOPPED BEING FUNNY YET

BEARD GAME TOO STRONG

it never will stop being funny

(via dont-open-fever-inside)

April 23, 2014   120,910 notes

bryanstars:

if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying

(via lordio)

April 23, 2014   188,083 notes

dicketysplit:

when the screen goes dark and u see ur reflection

image

(via unshaped)

April 23, 2014   29,969 notes

stoutshady:

emmetbrickowskivevo:

stoutshady:

once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

I think it’s 911…

i think i live in england…

(via dont-open-fever-inside)

April 23, 2014   11,319 notes

(Source: thescarecrowman, via laughbitches)

April 23, 2014   354,829 notes
willyciraptor:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what



did the tumblr community bully someone away about fucking food

willyciraptor:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

image

did the tumblr community bully someone away about fucking food

(Source: skrink-la-da-doo, via dont-open-fever-inside)

April 23, 2014   239,102 notes

khaleesikun:

WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS:

  • HAIRLESS
  • NATURAL
  • STUNNING EYES
  • SHORT
  • A LIL FREAKY WHEN UR ALONE
  • image

(via okaymad)

April 23, 2014   415,673 notes

(Source: ur-disgusting, via eclecticpandas)